Friday, March 9, 2007

Blood and Thunder!

Having just returned from the first of many viewings of 300, I felt obligated to share my initial impressions with my fellow blogmates. I would have started this post sooner had I not come home and immediately done 1000 push-ups, 1000 sit-ups, and made love to my wife (3 times). I was most pleased with the ubiquitous violence and seemingly infinite number of casualties. I also enjoyed the aggressive use of "upper man-thighs" and gratuitous nipple shots. Sadly, between work and worship obligations, I will only have time for another four viewings this weekend. A new age has begun gentleman, AN AGE OF FREEDOM!
http://www.warnerbrosrecords.com/300soundtrack/

2 comments:

Mark said...

You're on track for the second consecutive blogger of the week award...hilarious!

Polar Bear said...

The real question is have you waxed yet?